^ He's a lumberjack and he's okay; he sleeps all night and he works all day, except during tea when he eats buttered scones, and when he wears a bra because he wishes he was a girl.

^He's a tree hugger and he's not okay. he awake some of the night and he hasnt worked a day. except after drinking energy drinks when he works up the nerve to ask that girl who thinks shes a guy who doesnt wear a bra out on a date who constantly refuses.

^ is a cactus-hugger and has a very high pain tolerance.

^ His first crush was a girl by the name of Noe Effingway.

^His first boyfried was A. Nelprober. He dumped A.Nelprober because he was tired of carrying around a pillow everywhere he goes. You know for cushion for his booty.

^ He edits 83.6% of his posts.

^He spends every minute of every day he can spare doing the YOU SHALL NOT PASS meme to anyone and everyone.

^ gives a pointer to everyone to where his account is.

^ He prefers to post after "New" Users.

^ Deviously gifts people free trips to a place called "Ashoka's Hell"

^ Prefers to go to the real Hell.

^ And he is there waiting for him.

^ he's the major lord of several hell circles because is OLD

^ Is a paladin who keeps candles.