^ That sure is one heck of an assless ballegation and you made it in a standing position.

^ is always overly hyperstitious.

^ He is the one responsible for at least 83% of the words added to the English dictionary each year.

^ In 2003, he went on a quest to find the "Heart of Gold" in order to stop Highhair and Tomatoman from destroying his house.

Also, he doesn't understand this reference.

^ Is Neil Young.

^ Shortly after he began posting in the thread, he began making baseless allegations to random strangers in public places, such as the grocery store and the Post Office.


^ Fishhead 3

^ His Google skills are second to none.

^ prefers sending ducks to go getting stuff he wants to find out about.

^ Perhaps, he is aware of the best and non-tracking search engine. (Although, I have nothing on which base said assumption.)

^ Put a spell on me which makes me very tired all the time. At least this is the only way i can explain it. Certainly has nothing to do with my caffeine addiction.

^ Confuses stimulants with depressants.

^ confuses crucifixes with croissants.

^ Confuses dill pickles with dildos.

^ He once saw Bilbo Baggins bagging dildos.