I just had an idea from this event: http://www.snopes.com/business/deals/bananas.asp

You could just give a pecan or something. That would be fine.

And testosterone is needed for brain, muscle and bone health. Without it, you will die. (they do make injectable testosterone for the nutless, I'm sure)

Well I lack a brain and muscle so all I need worry about is bone health.

Hmm, while that is an awesome album by an arguably more famous band, I wonder if anyone here will care about my original vinyl copy of Freak Out! by The Mothers Of Invention?

I also have some obsidian, it came from a volcano.

Just need a bucket of water and some lava... all the Obsidian you want. :P

Fixed, otherwise you just get cobble.

I have both opened and unopened cans of beans. Bring meat. We'll have a potluck.

i have mystery meat

its green

uh good luck

I have this can of worms. Would you like to open it?

I have an open mind and a closed mouth

My copy is mint but if its unopened, how do you know it is original? :P There is quite a few copies, many pressings came from the first gen too. Sooo you never know. My copy is apparently worth £1,000.

I haven't been able to open my bowels for several days...

I was referring to the 70-sextillion ton, tidally locked satellite of our home planet >.> As the hidden comment notes, I'm full of crap :P

Neat that you have a first-run copy of that album, though. Quite the piece of music history.

Donald Trump has had that problem for years. Opening his mouth seems to help, though...

I have a bugatti veyron, and in case that wasn't cool enough it can transform into a robot.