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Posted May 04, 2017
A Wampa, a Bith, a dark lord of the Sith?


Our grand May the 4th celebration is unfolding in full Force and you should most definitely join. But which outfit will you choose to browse our <span class="bold">Star Wars&trade; Sale</span> with?

May you study it behind the visor of your Stormtrooper helmet? Will you attempt to guess the lineup in your fashionable Jedi robes? Or are you content with taking a calculated shot at it from orbit and just sort through the debris later on? Truth is, it's hard to go wrong with these treasures, but if you want to find just the right selection for you, go ahead and try this highly reliable quiz devised by our expert Ewok team. It may not help you find out which Star Wars movie you like best, but it will absolutely tell you What's your Star Wars profession.

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Post edited May 04, 2017 by maladr0Id
Posted May 05, 2017
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Breja: I don't think I want to belong to any Order that will accept people like me as a master.
You're Groucho Marx?...
Posted May 05, 2017
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Breja: I don't think I want to belong to any Order that will accept people like me as a master.
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ValamirCleaver: You're Groucho Marx?...
I am not the Marx brother you are looking for.
Posted May 05, 2017
Master of the Jedi Order :)
Posted May 05, 2017
Apparently I should be dark lord of the sith!
Posted May 05, 2017
Ace Pilot.

/plugs in Thrusty T.16000 combo to play I-War2
Posted May 05, 2017
Sith Lord. :D
Posted May 05, 2017
I got Ace Pilot. I'm curious what all the possibilities were though.

Edit: I'm surprised I didn't get Strategist and Commander for two reasons

1:While I certainly enjoy good space and flight sims I have far more strategy and tactical games then I do sims.

2: I do a lot of Star Wars tabletop style roleplaying and my naval captain or fleet commander characters significantly outnumber my fighter pilots.
Post edited May 05, 2017 by RogueXanter
Posted May 05, 2017
Another Master of the Jedi Order.
Seems a bit overmastered here :)
Posted May 05, 2017
Strategist & Commander. Pretty happy with that, been playing a bit of X-Wing Miniatures.
Posted May 05, 2017
Student of the force? Fuck that!!!! I want nothing to do with the force.

There's way too much focus on the Jedi in Star Wars so I do have a bit of disdain for anything force related. Doesn't help that the "light side" of the force does really stupid shit like not finishing off a downed opponent cos that's "anger" or some stupid crap. But yeah, don't worry, the guy you just knocked down won't get right back up and shove a light sabre up her yer arse. You may be dead, but hey, at least you were on the light side. PFFFTTT!!!! If you don't get a light sabre up your arse, and you keep letting dark jedi go when you fight, you're eventually going to teach them everything you know. Two stupid award for the light side.

The dark side is just as stupid. Yeah, don't worry about your peers having chronic backstab syndrome, only the strong survive right? Yeah, well, constant infighting ensures your culture (ideology, philosphy etc) will ensure you stay weak. Low numbers of chronic backstabbers won't be able to fight off larger and more organized threats.

Stormtroopers on the other hand can be killed with impunity cos..........reasons. Stormies may have families or got involved with the empire for good reasons, but nah, they're faceless mooks, so fuck em.... Kill 500 stormtroopers and you're a hero, kill a dark jedi and you're on the path to the dark side. No wonder the Jedi council got wiped out. For a philosophy based on wisdom and understanding, they sure are stark raving lunatics.

So yeah, screw the jedi and screw the force.
Posted May 05, 2017
I am a Dark Lord of the Sith! *Sigh* and I already had my green lightsaber ready, I'll see if I can trade it for a red one; I suck at aligning crystals, that's how I got my cyber-hand in the first place.
Posted May 05, 2017
Rogue, as expected!
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dtgreene: Is there any game in the sale, other than the KotOR games, in which you can play as a force-user and use the force as your primary tool? (This means that the force is preferred over guns and lightsabers as far as combat goes.)
Not primary, as combat is totally focused on lightsaber. But Jedi Academy is the only game I played where using the force felt really badass, at least neutral/dark side powers.
Post edited May 05, 2017 by javihyuga
Posted May 05, 2017
Master of the Jedi Order! :)

Picked up KotOR 1 + 2 this sale. So far loving the first, and wondering why I haven't played it before!

May the fourth be with you, because now it is time for revenge of the fifth. Guess it's a good thing I got my jedi mastery. I am going to need it!
Post edited May 05, 2017 by Raseba
Posted May 05, 2017
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GOG.com: What's your ... profession.
I see somebody else has been rewatching 300. :)
Posted May 05, 2017
Dark Lord of the Sith? Don't mind if I do. :P
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