Actually, what we can't understand is how you confused 1 week for 3 years.

How can anything smell hairy? Well at least your car engine is working correctly, I suppose.

^ That's just so wrong and in so many ways, brodaddy.

Spoilers, by the way.

What did you expect? You force beans down my throat and expect me to hold it all in forever?

Have you ever laughed so hard at reading a humorous post, that trying to hold in the laughter, coffee literally streamed out of your tear ducts?

I often pretend to be an adventuring fisherman while role-playing. But I've never drank lager and had it magically transform into coffee, because that's admittedly beyond my power as a sorcerer. Though I have seen beverages shred various birds and shriek while doing so.

That hardly requires any magic. Just practice hard and one day you will accomplish it.

Careful where you cast that spell, you could summon a shrieking devourer and be tasked with leveling it up.

I didn't realize that there are female sheikhs, but I suppose splashing around in syrup is a healthier alternative to smoking after sexual activities.

Of course they smoke, but only when they are doing it too fast.

Well excuuuse me, Princess, I don't have all night to unload on your chest!

I knew it seemed weird that he was literally dragging his feet around. Did you embalm the body or just spray it with Lysol?

Did you really let those cute girls pose for a picture with him?

Is it just me or do we have some forum members with strange definitions of sexiness? I mean, maybe I could understand the boot thing, but who ever heard of a ham fetish? And if that's what you like, is SPAM considered even more kinky?