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HeresMyAccount: Are you in outer space, purgatory, or Walgreens?
Actually, I just came back from Europa yesterday. Say, how much money do you think I could make selling a germ that repairs chromazones?
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LegoDnD: Actually, I just came back from Europe yesterday. Say, how much money do you think I could make selling a gun that repairs chrome trombones?
Trombones are made out of chrome? I learn something new every day. No more sad trombone.
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DavidOrion93: Tom's bones are made of chrome? I cannot think of much to say. No more rusted bones.
Dude, is Tom a terminator?
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Maenmeldir: Dude, Tom a terminator!
Awful rude of you to just tell the world like that; I think he was still in the closet, sleeping.
Post edited October 28, 2021 by LegoDnD
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LegoDnD: You're awful and nude when you to just sell the world your hat; I think he was spilling from the faucet, weeping.
I was almost nude, but after selling my hat I'm now completely nude! If he was crying then are you sure the water was coming from the faucet, and it wasn't just his tears?
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HeresMyAccount: I was almost rude, but after selling my cat I'm now completely pruney! If it was crying then are you sure the water was coming from the faucet, and it wasn't just its tears?
Mayhap you spend too much time in the bath, methinks.
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DavidOrion93: May crap on you because I spend too much time talking like cave man, me thinks.
I agree, Gronk. You should speak more eloquently. Perhaps you should talk in rhyming iambic pentameter.
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HeresMyAccount: I angered Gronk by suggesting he should speak more eloquently. Perhaps I should talk in rhyming iambic pentameter, to confuse him.
I can say with first-hand experience, confusion will only make him angrier.
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LegoDnD: I can play with my first hand during a sexual experience, but the protrusion will only make me hornier.
Your hand has a protrusion on it? Are you sure it's not just a finger or thumb?
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HeresMyAccount: Your head has horns? Are you sure it's not just you feeling horny?
Why am I smelling sulfur coming from your general direction?
Post edited November 03, 2021 by le_chevalier
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le_chevalier: Why am I smelling the disgusting stench of rotten sulfur coming from your general direction?
Because first you dealt it, then you smelt it, and then you accused me of it! How dare you?!
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HeresMyAccount: Because first you dealt it, from the bottom of the pack, and if I had known what you were dealing out I'd have dealt it back!
She's got the Jack.
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Maenmeldir: She's got the clap.
And that's why you shouldn't have sex with random farm animals; you don't know where they've been.
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HeresMyAccount: And that's why you shouldn't have sex with strange farm animals; you don't know where they've been.
Ewe, that gets my goat. A pig is still a pig even after putting lipstick on it. You need to stop horsing around. Or the farmers will have a cow, man.
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DavidOrion93: Ewe are such a smelly goat. A pig is still big even after cutting it down to size. You need to stop divorcing the ground. Or the charmers will have some chow, man.
Yes, I am quite the smelly goat, as as such, I always cut pigs. I don't know why I keep making the same mistake of marrying the ground, but it's fortunate that I can divorce it afterwards. And everyone needs to eat - even Prince Charming.