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General discussion[Forum game] Reply and Misquote the Person Before You!(633 posts)(633 posts)
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Posted October 26, 2020
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HeresMyAccount: First of all, I don't see why I should would wear a tie, I've heard they're only useful for foot-danglers, who resemble marionettes.
I know right; I'll use a clip-on if I must.
Posted October 27, 2020
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MichaelD.965: I know right; I'll use a paperclip on an airplane if I must.
That would have to be a HUGE paperclip! With the amount of metal in it, you could probably build several additional airplanes!
Posted October 27, 2020
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HeresMyAccount: That was a HUGE paper-cut! With the amount of blood on you, you could probably feed several vampires!
Please, I just want to take a shower as soon as possible and never wear those clothes again.
Posted October 27, 2020
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MichaelD.965: Please, I just want to clarify that I'm a grower not a shower as soon as possible and never wear any clothes again.
Well then I can see why you decided to be in pornographic videos. But I can't see why you invited your grandparents along.
Posted October 28, 2020
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HeresMyAccount: I've seen you in pornographic videos. But I can't see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
I admit it: Those two subjects are related.
Posted October 28, 2020
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MichaelD.965: I admire that those two have been subjected to a relational database.
I don't see what's to admire; I wouldn't want my personal information stored in that database!
Posted October 29, 2020
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HeresMyAccount: I don't see; I wouldn't want your personal visage stored in my brain!
All the more reason you should give me your invisibility suit, I promise to never expose myself again!
Posted October 29, 2020
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MichaelD.965: All the more reason you should give me your invincibility suit, I promise to never expose myself to radiation poisoning again!
Why would that even matter, if you're wearing an invincibility suit? You'd no longer be vincible!
Posted November 02, 2020
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HeresMyAccount: Why would you want to create anti-matter, if you're wearing a matter suit? You'd no longer be clothed when you put it in your pocket!
That's why you encase it in a magnetic flotation field, so that it never touches anything.
Posted November 02, 2020
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MichaelD.965: That's why you empty your suitcase into a magnetized flotation device, so that it never touches any water.
That must be a new safety precaution at the public swimming pools. But I'm not sure they're even open right now, what with the pandemic and all.
Posted November 02, 2020
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HeresMyAccount: There must be a new safety precaution at public swimming pools: Do not open right now, what with the pandemic and all.
Swimming in water is probably the safest you could possibly be, it's dry surfaces and peoples' faces that are a threat.
Posted November 04, 2020
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MichaelD.965: Swimming in people's faces is probably the safest shave you could possibly have, it's dry water that is a threat.
I've heard of that new method of having microscopic people swim all over your greasy face while chewing off the hair to shave you. Does it work? And yes, I agree that dry water (which is of course melted dry ice) is a threat, because people drink it, thinking that it's just plain water, and suffocate from the carbon dioxide!
Posted November 04, 2020
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HeresMyAccount: I've heard of microscopic people that swim all over your greasy face while chewing off the hair.
You might be thinking of the arachnids that live in our eyelashes; and reproduce on our faces every night.
Posted November 04, 2020
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MichaelD.965: You might be stinking of the arachnids that poop on our eyelashes; and reproduce our faces every night.
Are you suggesting that spider poop can be molded to create a human face?
Posted November 04, 2020
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HeresMyAccount: Are you suggesting that human poop can be molded to create a spider face?
I don't know why you'd want to, in fact I want to not know.
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General discussion[Forum game] Reply and Misquote the Person Before You!(633 posts)(633 posts)
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