Spambots are smarter than GOG staff, or at least more diligent.

I didn't check this thread to find stone cold facts.

They...

They can be useful in learning Hangul.

Bots are people too!

Spam bots keep their work-life balance.
Sometimes, they simply take a day off!

They are able to find novelty in events that ended months ago.

They provide needed work for IT workers the world over
(alongside other totes needed tasks, like review cleansing)

They're the perfect corporate employees, mindless drones.

Say something NICE about SPAM BOTS???

Okay, it would be very, very. very NICE if each and every SPAM BOT were made temporarily sentient in order to experience the most unimaginable pain possible.

And in case using the word isn't enough, I did say"temporarily". so that was... nice.. right?

Fuck off already.

Yup :)

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1. Most spambots might be a bit young (compared to the age of the internet), but at least they (usually)
don't drool or cry or need any diapers changed. I'd say that makes em very mature for their age.

2. Bah Bah Jee's love potion pitches will probably teach some of the
new AIs how to love, thus preventing the looming arrival of Skynet.

They're tireless and tenacious, qualities that are often seen as positive.

Careful there. I got banned and threatened with a perma ban for using these exact words.

Of course that was about Galaxy, so that might have prompted a more zelous response from the powers that be.