Based on The Hunting of the Snark by Lewis Carroll

Thread the First

The Warning

„Just a place for a tinyE!” the Blue cried,
As He sent his warnings with care
Supporting each ticket that lied
With All the power of a GOGbear

„Just a place for a tinyE!” I have said it twice:
The alone should encourage the crew.
“Just the place for a tinyE!” I have said it thrice:
What I tell you three times is true.”

The crew was complete: it included a Boob –
A maker of insults and foul moods –
A Bastard who also commented on YouTube –
And a Bandit to scam all their goods.

A Bogus – Account, whose lies made no sense
Might perhaps have won more than his share -
But a Baiter engaged at enormous expense,
Trolled the whole forum, though rarely was there.

There was also a Baboon, who liked to fling shit,
Or would downvote posts again and again,
And had often (the Blue said) exhibited much wit
Though none on the forum knew when.

There was one who was famed for all the stuff
He forgot when he logged on to GOG:
His humor, his manners, his patience sure enough,
And his skill to not act like a hog.

He had forty-two years, all carefully packed,
But to make room for the low-quality bait
They were forgotten, it’s a sad fact,
And so acted as if he was eight.

The loss of his dignity hardly mattered, because
He had little enough when he came,
With three points of IQ – but the worst of it was,
He had never bought even one game.

“His form is ungainly – his intellect small –“
(So the Blue one would often decree) –
“But his meanness is perfect! And that, after all,
Is the thing that one needs with a tinyE.”

He came as a Bum, but owned, when to late –
And it drove the poor Blue mad as a stork –
He did own some gift-codes from G2A
That have all but one been revoked.

The last of the crew needs special commentary,
Though he looked and incredible dunce:
He had just one idea – but that being “tinyE”
The good Blue man engaged him at once.

He came as a Bully: but gravely declared,
When the GOG had been saleing for a week,
He could only bully SJWs. The Blue looked scared,
And was almost too frightened to speak.

But at length he explained, in a tremulous tone,
There was only one GamerGate thread on board;
And that was a tame one, as far as those go,
And it’s inflaming would be deeply deplored.

EDIT: Will not be continued, as I'm pretty much fed up with the forum at this point.

Based off Breja's original post in this topic, using a simple predictive text generator:

late -
And that one would often (the Blue cried,
Though he came,
He sent his manners, his meanness is ungainly -
The good Blue mad as a stork -
He had been revoked.
He did own some gift-codes from G2A
He sent his meanness is true."


A Bastard who liked to late -
What I have won more than his skill to late -
Is the worst of it included a Bum, but one been saleing for a place for a Baboon, who also commented on the crew.

Might perhaps have won more than his manners, his warnings with care
Might perhaps have said it twice:
And it's inflaming would be deeply deplored.
He forgot when he explained, in a tinyE!" I have said it drove the Blue said) exhibited much wit
"But his intellect small -"
"His form is ungainly -
That have said it thrice:
With All the whole forum, though rarely was also commented on board;

Trolled the stuff
"Just the place for a Bum, but that being "tinyE"
And had little enough when to scam all their goods.
The good Blue cried,


There was a tinyE!" I have said it was,
He came as a place for a tinyE."

And his dignity hardly mattered, because
With three times is ungainly - Account, whose lies made no sense

you two have way too much time on your hands

One more of these threads and I'm going to kick myself out of here.

Basically Tauto and Nes made you a celebrity XD

Actually, the predictive text generator only took me about a half hour to write, and writing it was good practice; I got to play with Python's collections module. Running Breja's post through the predictive text generator takes almost no time at all.

What inspired me to write the predictive text generator was actually finding this recipe in Twitter:
http://objectdreams.tumblr.com/post/138639267299/recipe-for-greased-casserole-with-slices-of-lemon

I hear you like to cook; maybe you could try making that recipe and see how it comes out?

lol ikr

but your like an idol to these guys

Cut me some slack. I'm writing an article about Carroll. I've been reading that poem, it's possible interpretations, researching the ethymology of "the snark" and so on for days. I even watched the musical. I had to get it out of my system :D

Besides it's not about you, it's about the whole silly situation. And come on, admit it- it did make you smile at least once or twice, didn't it? Oh well, at least I hope it did.

Wait....I thought I was the resident bad-rhyme-maker around here!
Although I have to admit...that's some pretty decent poetry skill right there.

i have the catapult.



did you know I own a bunch of squirrels? I like to dress them and force them to have tea with me.

I'm getting two rabbits tomorrow. We should introduce them.

Remember, it's all really Lewis Carroll's work that I clumsily reworked. If you haven't, read the original poem, it's quite fun. Not "Alice in Wonderland" level great, but still.

And yes I smiled. :P What I'm really concerned with are the people who think I'm putting people up to this stuff.

OMG the tea parties we could have!!!!! You bring the crumpets and I'll make them outfits with bonnets.

Don't worry about 'em. The majority of us know who you are. Just sit back, laugh, and enjoy your cult.