Per Supreme Court Bill 423, it is now unlawful to read this message.

OBEY!

Following this order is punishable by law!

Beware the Arpawocky!

RFC 527

The situation is hopeless,
but not serious!

Worry is the most useless thing. It is neither productive nor does it contribute to a positive alteration of any particular dilemma.

Oh, by the way, if you are looking for your vehicle, it has been towed at your own expense including impound fees.

Cancelled.

The building of this wall, on which this message is written, has been cancelled.

The wall on which this message is written will never be built.

Never.

THE WALL HAS BEEN COMPLETED

(Your Tax Dollars Squandered As Usual)

There's no writing on this wall.
You're seeing things.
Perhaps you need to consult to an optometrist.

"I am Optimus Prime, and I send this message to any surviving Autobots taking refuge among the stars. We are here. We are waiting." - 2007

You open the treasure chest.

Inside the treasure chest, there is:
1 Treasure Chest.

Will you open it?

I opened the treasure chest.

Inside the treasure chest, there is:
1 Treasure Chest.

Will you open it?

I cast X-Ray to look inside the chest without opening it.

X-Ray expels so much energy, that it turns the wall into a neon light, that reads:

'Grass isn't always greener on the other side...'

I opened the treasure chest.

Inside there is a piece of paper. It says:

"(Ooh Ooh)

We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but
You're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

(Ooh, give you up)
(Ooh, give you up)
(Ooh)
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)
(Ooh)
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)

We've know each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but
You're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you"