27°C is like winter in Australia over here it gets up to 57°C and inside my house over 90°C your bed clothing actually BURNS YOUR SKIN everything you touch in the house BURNS YOUR SKIN! you feel like your GOING TO DIE

I'm NOT making this up we have bad = no ventilation in the house!

I have to tell you that i just had the biggest laugh today and it's been a very long time since i did that i can tell you, now let me explain. I was playing Elite Dangerous and just have a normal playing session and minding my own business, then a very arrogant noob (yes very regrettable) decides to bother me as i was just leaving the station and proclaimes " i am the greatest pilot the galaxy has ever seen, i've played freelancer you know and nobody can touch me."

At this point i did have a bit of a smirk but he didn't take too kindly too it, alright so i was laughing at this point and he started to get angry, to anyone that has played ED will know that if you are at a station you are NOT allowed to deploy any weapons in the no fire zone and if you do the station will open fire on you.

Yes he didn't do any tutorials or read the manual or know anything about it so i knew what was coming, i did back off a little bit to give myself some room and he thought that i was running away !! Basically he got very angry and wanted to blow me out of the sky as he put it, hell the explosion from the station opening it guns on him was glorious. That is one lesson that he has learnt and an expensive one as well, i still find this very amusing.

I was referring to a cis straight thing, i am using your gibberish sh*t terminologies so even you can understand, just to let you know, but extraterrestrial gaffots like you never get not even innuendos. And resisting it was an achievement, because i am neither gaffot like you, nor asexual. Got it? Should i always have to spell everything out in detail?

It's still funny. :P

Careful mentioning sex around Mr e, he'll ask you to send him videos, he's sexually perverted.

That poor thing isn't perverted at all... I proposed real life date, once. I never got any answer to that!

Oh yeah? OH YEAH? This evening I am going to sauna downstairs, and I kid you not, it is like 100 C degrees in there! And not only that, but I will also throw ice cold water on the BURNING HOT stones on the stove (or whatever "kiuas" is called in Australian), making the water evaporate as HOT STEAM(tm) that BURNS YOUR SKIN even more!

Heck, if I was at our summer cottage, I'd also have a bath whisk (made of birch twigs and leaves) and HIT MY BACK SKIN and legs with it in the sauna! Just look at that damn pic for reference!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVR8iAFpTp4

(that guy in the video is probably from Sweden as he is not nekkid in sauna)

I'm telling you, not even a kangaroo could survive THAT! So don't come telling me what PAIN is, son! I can even open a beer bottle with my ASS!

Common "trick" for easy summer and easier winter. At summer, bathe with hot water. At winter, bathe with cold water. Get used to wearing lighter clothing in winter, progressively, if such a thing is possible, judging from your location and climate. Likewise, try wearing long sleeved garments at summer; the latter even protect from parasites, like ticks and the so hated monstrosities, like mosquitoes and other bloodsuckers! Besides if you work in uniform, at summer you are forced to wear long sleeved clothing ANYWAY! Also, avoid climate control (air condition) entirely, altogether, unless you are decrepit and old; instead, try to adapt to natural conditions!

Agh hahahahahaha!

Neither of those pictures show you actually opening a beer bottle with your ass, so I'm afraid I'm going to need some more proof. :D

Just curious timppu, what's the purpose behind swatting yourself with the birch twigs? Is it suppose to help open pores more, invigorate the skin? Or is it like pinching yourself, to make sure you're still alive in there, lol.

Hey everyone, Mr e made a funny.

It was funny because he put :D after it.

Tried my first Boylan soda today. Quite tasty. Quite expensive. Tastes like RC Cola for rich yuppies.

The oranges and cream one was quite good the last time I was in North America.

Holy shit,what a day.It's been pissing down for the 48 hours and the place is flooded.Just took the two wheely bins out the front as garbo comes in the morning and nearly got washed away and I know there is plenty here that would be happy about that.I got the wheely's out the front and coming back the family are having a jolly laugh at me thru the windows,so I instantly turned into Gene Kelly.Danced around in the rain and then went arse over tit,splash! The family are still laughing and so am I:)