The key word in this question is one. What is the absolute most important item on the bucket list?

not having to read any more threads like this.

give tauto a sloppy wet kiss

Become king of Germany and have everybody who ever slighted me fight to the death in gladiatorial games held in my honour.

Finish Baldur's Gate.

XD

this moment in which you realize that you have fulfilled the wrong last wish...

Have a failed suicide attempt and then have a rope tattooed around my neck.

discover the secret of immortality

Damn you kind of stole mine, though I guess mine is the achievement of such, not just a discovery of the secret.

I was just going to say - Immortality.

Masturbate 5 times in one day (sadly can only do 4).

Getting rich, so I can live comfortable (or maybe even luxurious) for the rest of my life - AND still can leave a nice sum of money behind for my relatives.

No offense Bre, but while genuine and sweet, it's also really boring. :P

Don't you have anything fun and outrageous like swim with dolphins, climb Everest or set the Witcher 3 speed record?

Find the fountain of youth.

Am I going to be the only one to leave a serious one?

I *really* want to walk the Pilgrim's Trail, preferably with my dog (the little one, not the big guy - sorry big guy love you more but I think little guy is better suited ;) and... reasons...)

I'm not sure if I'll ever be able to swing hiking a month + through Spain, but we'll see...