Banned for taking that photo for your avatar during power outage.

Banned for taking that photo for your avatar with the lights on too brightly.

^ banned for not taking a walk and cooling off before hitting the post button.

Banned because after my latest misadventure, no matter how much i workout or walk, i can't cool off anymore.

Banned because you haven't tried Forrest Gump's run.

Banned because you sunk the Bubba Gump shrimp boat because you were drunk while at the wheel.

Banned because that would deserve a lifetime ban.

Banned, because a lifetime ban would be a cruel and unusual punishment.

Banned because a lifetime ban is just and fair.

Banned while just being fair and punishing him by making him watch the Lifetime channel.

Banned because I spent the last 3 hours staring at myself in the mirror.

Banned for trying to turn yourself into a Mario Pikachu hybrid by wishing in the mirror for 3 hours!

Banned for saying something with which I agree.

Banned because I read that quickly and at first thought that it said "3 years" which would be excessive. Also banned for being a narcissist. Also banned for changing your image to yet another Mariokemon.

Banned for making the girl say Beetlejuice 3 times.

Banned because i like tropical juice and you obviously, didn't treat me to it!