Banned for examining one by one, bans that have been issued by Vingry (and Verlam).

Banned because there is too many bans for a person to review each individual ban.

Banned for being either too lazy or too weak to review just over 29000 bans.

Banned for not realizing that there are algorithms for that type of job, similar to the one used to select the most imaginative entries to GOG's contests. Obviously, it would sort bans by originality, in descending order from 'most original' to 'least original', starting with 'Banned, just because', followed by 'Banned because I have to', a strong contender.

Banned, because an anonymous source willed me to do so

Banned for being guided by God. Or maybe you're possessed by a demon.

Banned, for using the generic of "God" and for not even knowing His name

Banned because there's noweh I will be able to find that out.

Banned, because it's your quest mission. You gave up. Quest failed. Game over.

Banned because there's always previous saves to load from, unless you're Tony Starking it.

Banned because I am Iron Person and can ban you in unimaginable ways.

Banned for bragging about his/her love for ironing. In a public forum, mind you.

Banned, for making mention of such "pressing matters"

Banned for using gravity to generate heat!

Banned for generating more heat than light.