Banned because I'm paranoid schizophrenic. One of my delusions before I started treatment was that I thought my mirror and TV had devices that tracked what I did.

Banned, because your "smart TV" very likely does track you, especially if you just clicked "agree" during its set up. There's a way to change that setting if you do some legwork.

Banned for trying to incite paranoia in other users. There's nothing wrong with surveillance.

Banned for using surveillance to find out why kids love the taste of cinnamon Toast Crunch.

Banned because this game of banning force me to ban people with absurd reason.

Banned, because it isn't a "game", it's dead serious business, the survival of the forum depends on it.

Banned for banning my fellow Indonesian.

Banned for giving him a fellowship.

Banned for being WRONG!!!

Banned for being RIGHT!!!

Banned, because being right is actually alright

Banned because being alright is not necessarily right, especially if you write a rite.

Banned, for failure to rightly write a righteous writ of rites to upright our rights

Banned for making confusing rules and expecting me to follow them.

Banned because I agree!

Banned because these rules may never be questioned.