Banned because I finally know what it's like to not kick the football.

Banned for ever kicking the football in the first place.

Banned, for going for the touchdown instead of kicking the football

Banned for using a hockey stick to shoot a soccer ball into a basketball net.

^banned for using a banhammer instead. It backfired..

Banned, for using a Nerf banhammer

Banned because I counter your banhammer with a Nerf LMG

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Banned for being a dangerous gun nut.

Banned for making a gun nut butter and jelly sandwich.

Banned, for eating said sandwich and washing it down with an ice-cold glass of milk.

Banned for offering food that is both delicious and nutritious.

Banned for not placing such food on the altar and burning it as an offering to the gods.

Banned for angering the gods with inadequate sacrifices, only human sacrifices will suffice.

Banned because bruh.

Banned, for not using probable cause to detain the suspect and arresting the him on a reasonable suspicion of participation in felonious criminal activities to include murder, as based on his own statement and found evidence