^ Banned, for not appreciating a good tongue twister

Banned for twisting your tongue, when it's supposed to remain straight.

Banned, for I saw you curling your tongue like that of a butterfly and then you did just flutter by

Banned for lubricating your fly with butter.

Banned for giving me ideas concerning Fluttershy.

Banned for thinking about triggering a butterfly effect.

Banned for trying to prevent the impossible; the butterfly effect is eternally in effect.

Banned for thinking insects are immortal. I kill them all the time.

^Banned since killing is a bannable offence.

^ Banned, for we take offense at your spelling of offence

Banned because they clearly meant to ban HMA from a fence.

^ Banned for stereotyping Netherlanders as poor practitioners of English

Banned for doing the same yourself!

You should be banned, for your ignorance. Taking offense at one using the British English spelling of offence is not "stereotyping Netherlanders as poor practitioners of English." It is a complaint that one Netherlander did not utilize the "American" English spelling of the word.

Banned because I'm getting my new glasses soon. I'm super excited. I got regular glasses and a pair of shades for $200 total.