^ banned for lacking rift crystals

Banned for licking lac.

Banned for tic-ing tacs with Tic Tacs. I always hated the orange flavour.

Banned because I invested my rift crystals in the Adventurer's Guild. Their total return growth is pretty good due to the increase in demands for the adventurers' service in dealing with goblins this season.

Banned because I just received a complaint from one of your clients that you didn't completely fulfill the objectives of your quest. You need to perform better next time or my investment won't meet its expected returns.

Banned for double dipping

Banned for skinny dipping. Where are your feathers, Mr. Dino?

Banned because we don't use these here.

Banned for selling kitchenware for absurdly high prices.

Banned for even pointing out something so insane.

Banned because I accepted the account you gave away, only to find that I have now inherited your debts and would like to give you your account back.

Banned for identity theft

Banned, Mr_Whiffles, if that is in fact your real name.

^ banned for posting under a pseudonym

^ Banned because Hoo are Yaah to claim that about me?

^ banned, because I am "Hooyaah," the moniker once given to me