Banned because even in an actual fire, suffocation is more dangerous than burning.

Banned for ruining many a marriage

Banned because it's a nice day for a white wedding.

Preemptively banning you for divorcing Ben Aflac within 2 years

Banned because how long should I have waited before divorcing Ben Affleck?

Banned for not doing like the rest of society and waiting 7 years

^ banned for not using Blue Star seven year anti-itch cream

Banned for constantly itching for seven years.

Banned because if it's not free then I'd have to pay for it, and then how is it anonymous?

^ banned for not buying fake Groucho Marx glasses and nose with attached fake mustache and wearing it while you buy a prepaid credit card to pay for your Surfshark VPN at a local mass merchandiser...

"With a little study you’ll go a long ways, and I wish you’d start now."

Banned for paranoia. What do you think the CCP would just collect your data and put you under surveillance or something?

Banned, because you should be paranoid. It's not just the CCP who wants your data. The US government wants it, too, not to mention global corporations as well. And perhaps, your exes as well. Your neighbors and their mothers want your data!

Banned for having very many tech savy exes who constantly hack your computers and control your life by collecting your data.

Banned because TL;DR. And this applies to all the other users above you.

^ banned, so you won't ever have to read any more posts

Banned because I'll be back. Okay you can ban me again now.