Banned because i'm drunk and i will eat a mars bar (you over the pond may know it as a "milky way") now. I hope that is enough triviality for you.

^ banned for not knowing that Mars, Incorporated (formerly M&M Mars) produces both a Mars bar and a Milky way bar on this side of the pond

Banned for not knowing that what you know as a mars bar is called a mars almond bar over the pond, what you know as a milky way is known as a mars bar over the pond and what you know as a three musketeers bar is known as a milky way here.

Banned for having all names exchanged with each other. Yes, I'm talking to you, person who posted immediately before me, A.K.A. Vinry.

^ banned for having Vinry, InSaintMonoxide and vinery confused

Banned for confusing me even more.

^ banned, because Confucius said: "Ignorance is the night of the mind, but a night without moon and star."

Banned because HMA's right. I'm InSaintMonoxide.

^ Banned for assuming identities, when a little CO can put us O2 users in 'Saint Mode', anyway.

Edit, punctuation

Banned, because a big Commanding Officer can do that to any First Lieutenant (O-2), too.

Banned because the last time we had a rock paper scissors together, you kept on asking me to increase the total number of rounds whenever you lose one.

Banned for identity theft. I am, in fact, not your other half.

Banned because actually you are the other quarter.

Banned for not having exact change.

^ banned for hoarding pennies