Banned for writing a song that brags about having a shit fetish and most lyrics are gibberish.

^ Banned for bringing up shit, which I've stepped in, far too many times.

^ Bastards here have no honor, not you, so am banning myself.

Banned, because you can't take matters like banning yourself into your own hands. It's illegal to do that here. What you can do is just put yourself above your banner.

Banned because I agree with you. It's true that many of us argue on a lot of things, but one thing we agree on is to be patient for the next banning officer to ban you. *nods nods*

I don't feel like banning anyone today.

^Banned for the lack of enthusiasm when it comes to banning.

Banned because you smell like Limberger cheese.

Banned for being a bot!!!11!

Banned for being jelly!

^ banned for smelling of fish

^Banned for being able to distinguish the smell of fish from the smell of Limberger cheese ... pervert!

^ banned, churl, for lacking the simplest skills, as that of a sommelier

Banned for not correcting the plebs for misspelling Limburger.

Banned for exposing copy&pasters.