Banned because that only applies to cannibals.

Banned and corrected: it applies to self-cannibalism.

Banned for using cannibalism to control the speed at which lobsters die.

Banned because, what the hell does that even mean?!

^ banned for know knowing that is a pronoun (plural, those)

1) that is used to indicate a person, place, thing, remark, event, idea, state etc., as pointed out or present, mentioned before, supposed to be understood, or by way of emphasis)

2) Is also used to indicate one of two or more persons, things, places, persons, etc., and, already mentioned, referring to the one more remote in place, time, or thought, etc;

Banned for a fence of text.


Banned for never having seen Hannibal.

^ banned for posting a rhyme to cannibal

Banned for being opposed to rhyming.

Banned because I did see Hannibal, but I still don't know what you're talking about. Maybe I forgot.

Not banned, because you probably ate the part of your brain that was supposed to remember.

Banned because that's an efficient way to deal with traumatic events.

^banned because concerts and lobotomies are also helpful in that regard

^ banned b/c he is The Nameless One from Planescape: Torment

^ banned because he can't be nameless due to introducing himself as Adahn.

^ banned b/c Mortius' nickname is really MORTE.

Banned because it's actually Morty