^ banned for flattening Batman and Robin with a road roller... Now they are Splatman and Ribbon!

Banned for bashing his enemies in the head with his griddle of justice, because he forgot to bring his truth syrup.
He sent Pencil Head and Son of Pencil Head home to get it.

Banned for watching Eraserhead.

banned for not serving genuine maple syrup with your fried chicken... how waffle!

Banned for wanting Eraser to take up the oven lady's offer.

^ Banned for loving Eraser movie starring Arnold.

Banned for showing over an hour of commercials before The Sixth Day finally started. I had to leave the room for taking a leak before the finale. And yes, I watched that crap in the cinema when it came out.

Banned for not buying everything advertised.

I think you mean "truth serum".

Banned for: Nope. The Waffler uses truth syrup.

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^ banned for being a wishy-washy waffler

Banned for wasting all the truth syrup on waffles. Now we'll never find out who took the cookie from the cookie jar.

Banned because you could just give every person in the room one waffle each, and the truth will eventually come out.

^Banned for having the best idea of his generation.

^ Banned for not also offering French Toast, Bacon, and Sausage.

Banned because I miss Cinnamon French Toast Crunch.