^ banned because we aliens do not need lowly humans to defend us!

Banned because we lowly humans have the strongest alien on our side: Superman!

^ banned, because we aliens are ready for Superman... We have, for one thing, plenty of Red Kryptonite.

^Banned for forgetting his army of garden gnomes that eat red Kryptonite for breakfast.

Banned because I already gnome about those.

Banned for being colorblind.

Banned for turning children into garden gnomes.

Banned for turning children into Pinocchio.

^ banned for telling a lie

^ banned for playing Lies of P video game.

Banned for stabbing people using a wooden nose.

Banned because my preferred method of violence is putting a banana peel on the floor and waiting for my victim to slip on it. You can get them for a good price at the Acme Corporation.

Banned for sponsoring a corporation instead of a non-profit organization.

Bannedfor wanting to see the world banned.

^ banned because that is exactly what is happening

^ banned for not banning the entire galaxy