^ banned for eating all of the meatballs

^ banned for watching the movie Meatballs

Banned for singing the theme-song of Spaceballs.

Banned for putting the wrong energy drink in your tank.

^ banned for not realizing that was your tank and that the energy drink corrupted its fuel intake system tank just prior to the battle

^ Banned for not "tanking" your foe for essentially nerfing their own robotic battle vehicle before your epic battle

^ banned for not appreciating that I enjoy a challenge and that a feckless opponent is off-putting

Banned for beating up defenseless freckle-havers and pretending it was challenging.

Banned because it definitly was more challenging than beating up the bald ones.

Banned for accusing bald people of being weak, and being hypocritical, since you are also bald.

Banned for not joining his amazing church! What's wrong with you? You non-heretic!

^ banned for worshiping airborne pasta

^ Banned for for using pasta to launch warships airborne.

^Banned for underestimating the energy stored in pasta.

Banned for pitching an elseworlds where all DC villains are somehow pasta-themed: Catwoman has a noodle-whip and meatball smoke-bombs, Poison Ivy's vines are noodles and Venus fly-traps are those tiny pocket pastas, Two-Face flips a tiny pizza to make choices, Ra's al Ghul swims in tomato sauce to stay young, Scarecrow mixes his fear-toxin into lasagna, Joker grafted himself to an unwilling Condiment King because he would have felt left out, Killer Croc eats pasta instead of people, Darkseid is made of over-cooked lasagna, and Braniac is a robot version of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

^ banned for a lengthy TLDR post