Banned because I will use whatever words I want, including "banned".

Banned because I challenge you to not use the word "Banned" the next time you ban someone in this thread. Also, no "I ban" or "LegoDnD bans" as well. *nods nods* Let's see about that! Also again, no use of synonyms! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Lovstrelfra is no longer allowed here.

^ If there's a man who deserves a ban it's that man. Why you ask, "the man above, why?" Because I can. So, ban the man I can and will and evermore I shall, and still, a ban for that man; that's my plan.

The person above me doesn't deserve a ban, but the invisible hands of this thread have forced me to ban the man above me.

Somehow this sounds more hurtful than any other bans I've ever received LOL

Banned for only now realizing that a ban is in fact an act of mercy.

Banned for this is an act of mercy. *points in the direction of where the crowd is gathering* It's better than getting guillotined. *nods nods*

^Banned for never being able to wear a tie again.

Banned because that's okay. I'm more of an X-wing guy myself hehe.

^ Banned for no longer having a wing, but an ex-wing instead.

Banned because it's about time you make that default profile picture your ex.

^ Banned for having a gray profile picture b/c you often make decisions on RPG's that are not evil, not good, not neutral...but actually gray.

Banned for being too lazy to type "because".

Banned because not all people will fit in the car.

Banned for always being a second too late to say "I call shotgun", two seconds too late to sit in the back, three seconds too late to offer himself as the driver, and four seconds too late to lie in the trunk. v.v

Neumi:"I call sh-!"
Hooyaah:"I call shotgun! Sorry Neumi, I'm first."
Neumi:"Oh that's fine, I'll sit in the bac-" *looks over the back passenger seats only to find them already fully occupied by HMA, InSaint, and MysterD*
All the three of them:"Sorry Neumi, maybe you could be the driver?"
Neumi:"Ah... Yeah, sure." *forces a smile* ^.^ *hears the car's door closing coming from the driver's seat* "Wait, no-!"
Me:"Sorry Neumi, I'd like to be the driver for this one time. Gomen!"
Neumi: *sigh* "You know what, I'll go with the trunk." *opens the trunk only to find both J Lo and LegoDnD already falling asleep covered under his Lego blanket*
J Lo and LegoDnD: "ZZZZZzzzzzZZZZZzzzzz..."
Neumi: *closes the trunk*