Banned for touching my ti!

^ banned for not having a Nvidia RTX GPU but only a GTX 1080Ti

Banned for card shaming. How dare you!

^ banned for mounting a credit card in your Graphics Card slot hoping to improve your frame rate and game performance

Banned for thinking that has anything to do with improving your performance when you came.

^ Banned for banning thinking

^ banned for thinking before you ban

^ banned for posting and banning

Banned for performing the illegal operation by burning my toasts.

^ banned for proposing a toast immediately antecedent to each glassful being ignited... I hope that the occasion wasn't special.

Banned for causing time paradox with some toasty glasses from Deponia!

^ banned for the quantum entangling of two P.h.D.s, one a Dean of Mathematics, the other a professor of Astrophysics, merely by the act of observing one of them

^ banned for trying to send toast through a Time Machine

^ banned for not understanding that a proper "time machine" must traverse both time and space, functioning within optimal parameters and settings in order to reach the precise junction of the two

Banned for sending bananas though your time-travel microwave even though you know it becomes inedible green slime.