^ Banned because his name is Robert Paulson.

Banned for trading government secrets over public wifi

^ banned for intercepting those transmissions over the coffee shop's WiFi and selling them to the Chinese

banned for sharing GOG company secrets on chat with other users

^ BANNED, for posting potentially misleading information...

(I only discuss confidential proprietary information among fellow privileged GOG staff members in management-approved, appropriate settings)

Banned for not telling me all your Ryan Seacrests.

Banned for not robbing the rich in Thief, thus making them poor so they can also be buried.

Banned for choosing not to eat Campbell's soup and instead resorting to a form of cannibalism.

Banned for kink shaming Andy Warhol

Banned because i watched Andy Warhol's Frankenstein, and in the movie, someone cuts a human being open and has sex with his gall bladder. This behaviour should be shamed.

Banned for watching necro-porn.

banned for having flowers by miley cyrus as a ringtone

^ banned for giving Miley Cyrus flowers