^ banned for not knowing that the best of wizards witness individuals accomplishing wondrous things; said ones thinking that their accomplishments were solely of their own doing, sans outside influence of any sort

^ banned for multi-tasking.

Everyone's banned for always including text to which you are replying.

^ banned for dating Living Dead Girl

Banned because according to Warm Bodies, zombies deserve love too, it actually cures them.

^ banned for even thinking, for one moment, that love might cure "rotten crotch"

Banned for ignoring the stipulation that you need to love them before they peel their own face off. One they've done that, they're too far gone.

^ banned for knowing way too much regarding, "L’amour des zombies"

Banned for not watching Cemetary Man (enough)

Banned for not watching Bicentennial Man (enough).

^ banned because enough enough already

Banned for watching Enough and thinking that it wasn't enough.

^ banned for not posting enough DATA

Banned for not posting a link to a collection of random data files