...you change your name to "Jack Keane".

...you feel guilty because you have slept more than a half hour last night.

...you don`t use the word "Steampunk", but say "GoGpunk" instead.

You know you're on acid if you understand them. :D

omg yes. hahahaha

oh king bradley...... sigh.

... you discovered that all of the games that were available through GOG Connect when it was launched, you either already owned on GOG or you didn't own them at all, but had no other qualifying games despite having hundreds of Steam titles. :)

You still refer to it as Good Old Games

If you do Steam giveaways, but through GOG! :P

...the latest GOG seasonal megasale comes around and you realize you can't buy anything...because everything on sale is everything you already own.

...your join date predates the opening post :P

You spotted Judas in more than 5 threads.

You were faithfully awaiting for "The return of the Snowkatt (tm) "!

...you know that the most users here with (massive) negative rep are not the bad asses that a newbie could easily think that they are.

You've been waiting 2 years for Postal 2 Paradise Lost expansion to show up on GOG and have grown tired of waiting for RWS to get off their ass and release it here, so you've given up waiting and don't care about it anymore because you've now reallocated the time to waiting for Coffee Stain Studios to release Goat Simulator and all of its DLC here on GOG.

Hey, they could do a GOTY version just for GOG - Goat Simulator Goat of The Year Edition - which comes with a GOGbear DLC.

Yup, the chances of that happening are about 342937492384% higher than Running With Scissors ever releasing Paradise Lost - or Postal Redux here. Seriously.

you anxiously wait for a sale and found out that 99.9% of the items for sale are already owned.

...you buy a modern HOTAS system only to play early 90's space sims in DOSBox.

...you know who Mrkgnao is.
...you have been a juror in one of Puzzlemasters court trials.