So I have this gift code for The Witcher EE, and I'd like to give it to the smartest / dumbest / funniest one of you.

My dad used to make me laugh with a ridle that had no answer to it. But a few years ago I found one. It took me a lot of times (~20 years) and a lot of experiments (maths, physics, philosophy), but finally I obtained the Truth.

The question is : What is the difference between a duck?

I will offer the Witcher EE to the best answer from the first 100.
Be smart and / or dumb. Do not hope to win with a googled answer!

Edit: if we don't have 100 entries I will close at around 8 GMT and start to analyse the answers. If someone comes up with more than one answer, he has to choose and say which one he prefers .

Here are some thinking I had when answering to btmack2, it may or may not help some of you:


You have to figure the duck, alone. Standing there, looking at ya. Or maybe just the concept of the duck. You can even go further and try to analyse the letters.

D.U.C.K. What the fuck does that mean?

Is it the same or is it different from itself. Does it reflects in a mirror? Does its brain is bicephal like ours?



Can you trust a duck?

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Can a duck trust its own self?

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Can a duck achieve true death symetrically?

One has feathers

Because ice cream has no bones.

I do not participate, as I already have the witcher about 3 times, but:

the legs are not equal in size, especially the right one

It tastes better.

I think you'll find the answer is the goose.

How loud they are and if they stink.

(My father always said he "must have stepped on a duck" whenever he would "pass gas.")

Not entering, just saying thanks for the contest and +1.

The difference is that both its legs are the same. Especially the left one. Ah, dammit, ninja'd. :-) Almost.

As they are dangerous and want to control the world, we'll have to exterminate them al, MUHAHAHAHA!

From then on, there will be no difference.

the difference between the two is height of the bridge they can go under.

She's a witch! Burn her!!

EDIT: Plus, it quacks.

One of its legs is both the same.

But I've already got the game.

Well due to a ducks legs a duck cannot duck even to avoid another duck!

Edit: I just wanted to use duck a few times in the one sentence.

Half of your body length.