Posted January 31, 2014
high rated

1. The new 30 day money back guarantee... I just... wow...
2. The constant deals, I mean, you've literally sold games for nothing, for almost nothing, and down right next to almost nothing. I know you're selling a LOT of games, but... Free? 10 cents? 50 cents? A single dollar? Five bucks for some of these games is only a tenth the price!!
3. Not only have you provided games at a discount or for free - but you've provided free games ALONG with those already discounted or free games... I got more copies of The Witched Enhanced Edition than I know what to do with before I even noticed I was getting them!! I've got a copy just sitting there, doing nothing - absolutely, NOTHING.
4. SO... MANY... DEALS...
5. HOW CAN YOU SELL STUFF FOR SO LITTLE!?
In brief: I love you guys ;____;
Even if we do lose a few gnomes a month to kobold ambushes. :(
Server gnomes traditionally required payment in riddles--as any gnome would scoff at material possessions as worthless--which had really been causing us some difficulties as I was running out of riddle books to stump them with. Fortunately, we've managed to convince them that cryptocurrency is actually just a really complicated mathematical riddle. I believe we pay them in Dogecoin now.
Apparently it amuses them that they're honoring their ancestral roots by "mining" for currency again. They're an odd bunch.
So if you want to support GOG.com, you can do the usual thing and buy games, of course. Or spread the word and tell people about our distilled awesomeness--which, actually, is refined with gnomish technology--or you can keep an eye out and make life a little better for our server gnomes: if you spot a kobold, tell someone. Our server gnomes are getting pretty talented at counter-ambushes. >.>