^Is an Acoustic Wormhole Obscenity Locator.

I'm in. Thanks S&S. :)

I'm in thanks :)

^ The fact that Spartan717 did not post any conspiracy theory about Lemon_Curry confirms my suspicion that Spartan717 has a conspiracy of his own!

I'm in. Thanks.

Please count me in. Thank you. +1

Also, tarangwydion is actually a robot sent from the future to warn us of the coming apocalypse and just hasn't gotten around to it yet! lol! :)

I'm in, thank you.
Rumors say that aJillSandwich made a burger so good that the russians just had to have it, that is why they've invaded Crimeea (he was hiding the recipe there ;))

I'd like to be in as well, thanks!

And I've heard that blotunga has a secret underground tunnel all the way to the gog headquarters, which is how he gets so many games!

I'm in. ^^

Rumor has it that Mr. babark is actually an alien here on vacation. :O

MaximumBunny exposes one by one rival aliens who are his competition to dominate the Earth. He's capable to morph into a bunny. He has plans to enslave human population to work as forced labor to carrot farms.

Not in, just want to slander... :D
Thanks for that Sachys and The SIGIL.

^ Poses himself as a tragicomic french knight, but is actually a horse.

gasp

Not in, on account of just having won the previous Absent Friends giveaway. However, I'd be remiss if I didn't point out that someone ^^^ is the inventor of transparent aluminum. Or will be, when the time comes.

I'm in!
Even though ^^^ stole my good socks and took them to Broadway as part of some huge, award-winning sock puppet production.

Thank you! In & +1!!

I suspect the guy above me is an AI,essentially skynet. :P

Tossing my hat in once again! :D

I'm in!

^^I have my suspicions that Sorapak is part of an alientastic paladin supreme race out to do reconnaissance on Earth, while disguised as robed monks.

I'm in.

I suspect that Nicole is member of a secrect organization that try to rule the world.

I'm in.

The ^^ guy above is responsible for global warming. He forgot switched off central heating when spring came :D