Posted February 03, 2011
reaver894
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hedwards
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Posted February 03, 2011
reaver894: Im a bit late but I used to work at BSKYB about 5 years ago, our tech support was as follows:
Me: please switch the sky box of at the plug socket.
Customer: OK done.
Me: now we wait for 30 seconds.
Customer: ok.
Me & Customer: *difficult silence*
Me: ok please switch it back on.
Customer: Done
Me: and is it working?
Customer: no.
Me: OK thatll be £65 to send an engineer out to fix it.
Customer: FUCK YOU I WANT TO CANCEL.
That's what I like about DirecTV, they factor that into their pricing, they will charge, but if you've been with them for a couple years without needing help they'll waive the charge without you needing to ask them to do it. And when the technician came out the problem had gone away on its own so he double checked the rest of the set up and fixed a few things which should've been done properly the first time. Me: please switch the sky box of at the plug socket.
Customer: OK done.
Me: now we wait for 30 seconds.
Customer: ok.
Me & Customer: *difficult silence*
Me: ok please switch it back on.
Customer: Done
Me: and is it working?
Customer: no.
Me: OK thatll be £65 to send an engineer out to fix it.
Customer: FUCK YOU I WANT TO CANCEL.
But OTOH I can understand why companies charge for that sort of thing, I think that BSKYB should have had a somewhat more comprehensive script because stupidity has no bounds. Just imagine working at a Dell support line and not knowing how many discs a customer was trying to load into the CDROM at once.
nmillar
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nmillar Sorry, data for given user is currently unavailable. Please, try again later. View profile View wishlist Start conversation Invite to friends Invite to friends Accept invitation Accept invitation Pending invitation... Unblock chat Registered: Feb 2009
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Posted February 03, 2011
Well, the test turned out to be an interesting mix of questions:
Is Windows 7 a PC Operating System or a Server Operating System?
How would you restore Windows XP?
What is the difference between Outlook and Outlook Express?
Name some products in the Microsoft Office family.
A user phones you with trouble logging in. How would you troubleshoot this?
What is Active Directory?
What is a VLAN?
What are the advantages of VoIP?
And some others I can't remember.
Is Windows 7 a PC Operating System or a Server Operating System?
How would you restore Windows XP?
What is the difference between Outlook and Outlook Express?
Name some products in the Microsoft Office family.
A user phones you with trouble logging in. How would you troubleshoot this?
What is Active Directory?
What is a VLAN?
What are the advantages of VoIP?
And some others I can't remember.
Ubivis
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From Germany
Posted February 03, 2011
Easy:
1. Is Windows 7 a PC Operating System or a Server Operating System?
A Gaming System for Good old Games
2. How would you restore Windows XP?
Turn off / Turn on
3. What is the difference between Outlook and Outlook Express?
Outlook cost much more
4. Name some products in the Microsoft Office family.
Outlook
5. A user phones you with trouble logging in. How would you troubleshoot this?
Yelling at him, that he is an idiot
6. What is Active Directory?
A directory that is not idle
7. What is a VLAN?
The brother of VLAD
8. What are the advantages of VoIP?
I can take my number out of my country
Did I pass? :)
1. Is Windows 7 a PC Operating System or a Server Operating System?
A Gaming System for Good old Games
2. How would you restore Windows XP?
Turn off / Turn on
3. What is the difference between Outlook and Outlook Express?
Outlook cost much more
4. Name some products in the Microsoft Office family.
Outlook
5. A user phones you with trouble logging in. How would you troubleshoot this?
Yelling at him, that he is an idiot
6. What is Active Directory?
A directory that is not idle
7. What is a VLAN?
The brother of VLAD
8. What are the advantages of VoIP?
I can take my number out of my country
Did I pass? :)
Soggy_crackers
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From Canada
Posted February 03, 2011
nmillar: Well, the test turned out to be an interesting mix of questions:
Is Windows 7 a PC Operating System or a Server Operating System?
How would you restore Windows XP?
What is the difference between Outlook and Outlook Express?
Name some products in the Microsoft Office family.
A user phones you with trouble logging in. How would you troubleshoot this?
What is Active Directory?
What is a VLAN?
What are the advantages of VoIP?
And some others I can't remember.
Very nice, that doesn't sound too bad at all! I'm really interested to see how it goes for you :) Did they happen to mention when they are planning to make a decision by?Is Windows 7 a PC Operating System or a Server Operating System?
How would you restore Windows XP?
What is the difference between Outlook and Outlook Express?
Name some products in the Microsoft Office family.
A user phones you with trouble logging in. How would you troubleshoot this?
What is Active Directory?
What is a VLAN?
What are the advantages of VoIP?
And some others I can't remember.
nmillar
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Posted February 03, 2011
DrIstvaan
Yay old game preservation
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Posted February 03, 2011
Fingers crossed for you, nmillar!
reaver894
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Posted February 03, 2011
Soggy_crackers: Very nice, that doesn't sound too bad at all! I'm really interested to see how it goes for you :) Did they happen to mention when they are planning to make a decision by?
nmillar: This evening / tomorrow morning. And as it's now 6:15 pm over here, I'm guessing tomorrow morning! PS: Never work for sky they suck soooooo badly, its no wonder the staff get so many bonuses the job is really bad.
nmillar
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nmillar Sorry, data for given user is currently unavailable. Please, try again later. View profile View wishlist Start conversation Invite to friends Invite to friends Accept invitation Accept invitation Pending invitation... Unblock chat Registered: Feb 2009
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Posted February 04, 2011
Well, the morning ended an hour and a half ago, and I still haven't heard anything. This waiting is driving me crazy!
/vent
/vent
reaver894
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nmillar
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Aliasalpha
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Posted February 04, 2011
Assume they're trying to decide just how to tell you to get stuffed. That way if you get the job, it can be a nice surprise but if you don't you can at least take comfort in being right
nmillar
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nmillar Sorry, data for given user is currently unavailable. Please, try again later. View profile View wishlist Start conversation Invite to friends Invite to friends Accept invitation Accept invitation Pending invitation... Unblock chat Registered: Feb 2009
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Posted February 04, 2011
Yeah, I figured they'd probably phone the successful candidate first, so I've resigned myself to the fact that I haven't got the job.
reaver894
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Posted February 04, 2011
USERNAME:reaver894#Q&_^Q&Q#GROUP:4#Q&_^Q&Q#LINK:25#Q&_^Q&Q#Play a game or go on the jobcentre plus website, that always kills a few hours for me.#Q&_^Q&Q#LINK:25#Q&_^Q&Q#
Oh and a self study student.
What I wouldnt give for a nice desk job with a regular income.
Post edited February 04, 2011 by reaver894
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Posted February 04, 2011
USERNAME:reaver894#Q&_^Q&Q#GROUP:4#Q&_^Q&Q#LINK:30#Q&_^Q&Q#Oh and a self study student.#Q&_^Q&Q#LINK:30#Q&_^Q&Q#