Posted May 22, 2012
Every week, I comb Kicktraq for interesting projects. (I use Kicktraq because I find Kickstarter's interface highly inconvenient, and also because it's easier to see a project's funding prospects.) And every week, I find a number of failing projects that contribute to the following highly annoying trends.
1. People who don't promote their projects at all. Zero pledges is just inexcusable, especially for people claiming to be established artists.
2. "I published my vampire sex book on Amazon Kindle, please fund the printed vanity edition." They're asking for vanity publishing rates and failing. No, screw you. Go put it on Lulu. If your book was worth publishing in bulk at all, you could've used the profits from digital sales.
3. "We recorded an album and we're currently selling it digitally and we need a stupid amount of money to get it pressed." No, screw you. Recording and editing an album takes time/money, pressing a CD is chump change.
(Now, I understand that Kickstarter may be a good way to promote a project regardless of its funding source - I am only annoyed by projects that are simultaneously coy and failing. There's nothing wrong with "I am pressing my album, who wants a copy?")
4. "Please help me finish my book that I've been working on for 10 years." SCAM ALERT. Yes, I realize professional artists can finish their projects faster than people who have day jobs, but if you weren't able to complete a project in 10 years, you won't be able to complete it in $500(goal) / $7 (average US minimum wage) / 8 (hours per day) = 9 days. Go get a job, scammer.
5. [Pic unrelated.] Failing projects that have an unrelated (hopefully) royalty-free image in their headers.
Find of the week
Here, ladies and gentlemen, we have a Master in Accountancy trying to teach people about earning mad money (enough to buy a private jet!) by establishing a dot.company, with 689 listed facebook friends, who couldn't get a single pledge.
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BONUS to offset the "negativity": an actually awesome project that reached its goal and is ending soon.
1. People who don't promote their projects at all. Zero pledges is just inexcusable, especially for people claiming to be established artists.
2. "I published my vampire sex book on Amazon Kindle, please fund the printed vanity edition." They're asking for vanity publishing rates and failing. No, screw you. Go put it on Lulu. If your book was worth publishing in bulk at all, you could've used the profits from digital sales.
3. "We recorded an album and we're currently selling it digitally and we need a stupid amount of money to get it pressed." No, screw you. Recording and editing an album takes time/money, pressing a CD is chump change.
(Now, I understand that Kickstarter may be a good way to promote a project regardless of its funding source - I am only annoyed by projects that are simultaneously coy and failing. There's nothing wrong with "I am pressing my album, who wants a copy?")
4. "Please help me finish my book that I've been working on for 10 years." SCAM ALERT. Yes, I realize professional artists can finish their projects faster than people who have day jobs, but if you weren't able to complete a project in 10 years, you won't be able to complete it in $500(goal) / $7 (average US minimum wage) / 8 (hours per day) = 9 days. Go get a job, scammer.
5. [Pic unrelated.] Failing projects that have an unrelated (hopefully) royalty-free image in their headers.
Find of the week
Here, ladies and gentlemen, we have a Master in Accountancy trying to teach people about earning mad money (enough to buy a private jet!) by establishing a dot.company, with 689 listed facebook friends, who couldn't get a single pledge.
Digital Aristocracy: A Commoner's Guide to Digital Riches
Digital Aristocracy is the fruition of years of study at various universities and looking at both past and present trends in economic history. This book will profile some of the current members of the Aristocracy and their climb to nobility. It will include my own personal journey/creation of a digital manor with [URL REDACTED]. The book will also highlight the road for others to follow should they dare to acquire digital riches.
Why raise money on Kickstarter? (...)
To self-publish the book ensuring that my creative influence is unaltered
Runner-up: a woman selling trash and "sexy pics" trying to reach a $60 goal (currently failing). Digital Aristocracy is the fruition of years of study at various universities and looking at both past and present trends in economic history. This book will profile some of the current members of the Aristocracy and their climb to nobility. It will include my own personal journey/creation of a digital manor with [URL REDACTED]. The book will also highlight the road for others to follow should they dare to acquire digital riches.
Why raise money on Kickstarter? (...)
To self-publish the book ensuring that my creative influence is unaltered
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BONUS to offset the "negativity": an actually awesome project that reached its goal and is ending soon.