In the "Children's Waiting Room" of the pit, there's a few TV's kept on to keep the brats quiet. I say it's a waste of money since most of the time all the kids that come in are too fixated on their "boo-boos" (with a few legitimate exceptions; a broken arm here, a hot water scalding there, good times are had by all) to be bothered with watching Nick Jr. or Teletubbies or whatever drivel happens to be on at the time.

Anyway, I was passing through the back hallway when a particularly disturbing advert caught my attention. It was for a game called "Doggie Doo", the object of which is to feed a plasticine dachshund clay pellets, and be the first to get it to shit said pellets, apparently by squeezing some sort of pump that draws the piece of clay through the plastic dog body. Just listen to these exciting game rules! :

Object of the Game
Feed and walk your little pup, when he makes a mess you clean it up. The first player who has 3 pieces of dog mess on his shovel wins the game.

Playing the Game
The youngest player (OP Note: The "youngest"? What happened to "Rolling the die for the high/low number"?) starts the game and rolls the die. The symbols appearing on the top of the die indicate which action the player must perform.

Remarks/Tips:
You can only pick up the dog’s mess when it has fallen on the table. When it is hanging outside the end of the dog (OP Note: What lovely imagery...), just tap him on the back until it drops.

If Doggie Doo has "stomach problems", and no mess is coming out of the dog, feed him just one more time with the correct amount of food and it should push it out.


So if you want to start turning your child into a coprophiliac for the next time Weird Uncle Harold whips out the "2 Girls 1 Cup" video, pick up a box of "Doggie Doo" today!

WTF?!?

I guess it's to teach good pet care skills. :\

This is excellent. Rubber gloves are far cheaper than a Nintendo 3DS.

And they're better on the eyes too.

Also, a great way to learn kids how to overfeed Your pet.
If i ever fell on my head and had kids, i'd buy them some boardgames.
[I've just came home from a friendly game of A Touch Of Evil, gotta love adventure games.]

Kids all want pets and not all parents do, games like this and stuffed animals are popular for a reason. You have been able to get dolls that piss themselves for well over a decade now, this isn't all that new.

Ah, so that's where the babies come from? I always wondered ...

Now You know. Just don't tell Your parents i told You. ;P

Some of the tips on the site are really useful if you're raising a real dog.

Only use original material supplied to feed the dog. Do not place foreign objects into the dog.

If for whatever reason the dog food gets stuck, pour warm water through the dog to remove.

Let the dog air dry after washing.

Playing with the ‘dog poo' is more fun with washed hands.

The ‘dog poo’ is safe and non-toxic, however, it is a toy and therefore not suitable for consumption.

In order:

1. If the damn dog keeps eating tennis balls that's not my problem.

2. Draino contains water, does that count? No? Can I use my pressure washer to get water into the stomach of said dog quicker?

3. Check-a-rooney-o.......*pulls out old movie set fan*

4. But wouldn't the dog poo just make my hands dirty again? I see no reason for this pointless exercise.

5. So playing with ANY dog poo is ok then? What with it being a toy and all?

ehh, just look at the shit adults buy:

http://www.amazon.com/Duke-Nukem-Forever-Balls-Xbox-360/dp/B003O6E8UA

http://tantusinc.com/mm5/merchant.mvc?Product_Code=VAMP&Screen=PROD&Store_Code=TD
(note: NSFW)

and you really question why kids could possibly interested in a game where you make a dog shit?

My pet rock: need I say more?

removed non-shit items :P

Hahaha, those comments for that thing are hysterical...

Try over at least 4 decades :-)