...you-you're j-joking, right? Right?
At last! They said it didn't exist! They said it couldn't be found, but after all these weeks, I've finally proven them wrong! The most elusive creature since the day I discovered Sasquatch, the Loch Ness Monster, and the guy from the Max Headroom incident within a 24-hour period and had them battle to the death that very night.
I have finally found the one person on the internet who hadn't seen Duty Calls until just now! I'm going to be famous, no longer will my peers be able to scoff at me. They said "Everybody has seen it. Even people who don't give a shit about Bulletstorm and Call of Duty have seen it, it's impossible to avoid a forum that isn't flooded with mentions of it". I, of course, insisted that at least one person out there must've found some way to avoid it, and I was right!
...also, I've got to go. I'm afraid I was on the phone before I saw this topic, and had to leave the poor fellow on hOLD. ;)