shadesofdeath320: My body throws off an impossible amount of heat at times, so you could hire me to sit in the room when your heater is on the fritz. Polish winters must be brutal.
I could also be a good snuggle buddy, too!
Please hire me!!!!
The normal human body temperature is 98.6F, but mine is usually between 99 and 100. I live in the desert, so I've spent much of my time passed out. Not fun.
I enjoy walk-in freezers and walk north to enjoy the far-too-often glorified role of a wandering vagabond for 2-3 months after my birthday. Sometimes arrested, people aren't very generous with food and dislike people who pick fruit. I try to spend much of the time in a tent avoiding park authorities (paying to live in the wilderness is counterproductive...), but it's usually worth it. :)
Fuzzyfireball: I'd work at GOG for free.
There are a lot of places I'd work for free. Pretty much any place that requires that you have an even remotely useful skill, really. I'm really good at bagging groceries and less scrupulous things. I can easily see doing the same work until the day I die, but that's life I'd suppose! XD
...but yeah. Working at GOG would be awesome.