Capcom writes good stories for games that aren't on handhelds.

The Matrix really needed a sequel.

http://xkcd.com/566/

>:(

The royal family deserves all of their wealth.
Kate should finally make up for the generations of inbreeding, too.

Saint's Row 2 is better than GTA IV.

There is no market for non-nintendo platformers.

There is no future for digital market.

"I don't have time" is an adequate excuse to feed your kids crappy food, as well as to not take care of yourself physically.

The proper response to someone pointing out the misbehavior or limitations of your child is anger, threats, lies and accusations, hysteria, and possibly violence and/or lawsuits.

There is no point in having a discussion so that people might enjoy each other's conversation and company while being made aware of different ideas and possibly even learning from them, all the while sorting out their own ideas a little better: The point of talking to others who may not immediately agree with you is TO WIN AT ALL COSTS.

Atheists worship the devil.

The rules that should apply to people like me should not be the same as the ones that apply to people like you.

Moral transgressions are okay, if I'm the one doing them.

Love

Sometimes you find out someone is a real jerk, but then you realize they've got a really nice body.

Hey, now. Looks can be a substitute for personality.

Awesome buttons are awesome.

Only good things can come from reanimating corpses.

As you grow old, games no longer interest you.

Work out for two months, completely transform your muscles, look like a body builder.

You never fantasized about having super powers.

A man on the street is having a heart attack. You jump to his aid immediately. You know exactly what to do.

Life is miserable and full of pain.

Life is just wonderful.

The money you pay to buy a car is the most money you will spend for this car.

You can totally do this <enter obligation to school> in one night.

Hmm this thread looks fun. Let me try.

Just because I believe in God automatically means that I hate you if you're an atheist.

Just because I believe in God automatically means I think you're a devil worshipper if you don't believe the same things I do.

I do not have conversations to learn new things.

I enjoy explaining prorated charges to customers and think they are the best idea ever in modern technological company billing statements.

You are better than me.

You are not better than me.

We are not equal with different skillsets.

We are equal with the same skillsets.

Everyone is the same besides me, and I'm awesome.

Everyone is the same besides me, and I suck.

Everyone is not the same, and we all live in a happy world.

Most people who are ignorant are not ignorant by choice.

Everyone in the world believes in the value of learning.

GOG and its forums suck and are one of the worst places on the internet.

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There, I think I put in some funny ones, some serious ones, and some medium ones... I hope. All of those are, to me, invalid opinions.