DO NOT WANT

But perhaps in a moment of desperation, I'd hit it.

If it was real, I'd say the girl's cute, she'd hit, but not in the long term relationship department.

I've dated some women that approached that level of craziness (maybe 2/3 of the way there).

At least, you don't risk bodily harm with most sicko women. Women have my sympathies there as the same is not true about sicko men.

The "let's become friends before dating" approach is slower, but it definitely has its merits.

Well shit, baby! I'll come to your house dressed in a cat suite if that's your thang.

I have the strangest boner...