Yeah, if there is any sort of "vote" element, this one is my favourite!
http://www.gog.com/upload/forum/2011/06/4ccc7409f4de48d0d98cb0ba557056056366ab5e.jpg

The silencer takes off her helmet. Long dreadlocks fall to the middle of her back. Her enemies look on in confusion. Suddenly she touches a button on her suit to play music, looks toward the ground and starts moving her head around throwing her hair everywhere singing:

"I whip my hair back and forth, I whip my hair back and forth, I whip my hair back and forth, I whip my hair back and forth, I whip my hair back and forth, I whip my hair back and forth, I whip my hair back and forth, I whip my hair back and forth, I whip my hair back and forth, I whip my hair back and forth, I whip my hair back and forth, I whip my hair back and forth, I whip my hair back and forth, I whip my hair back and forth, I whip my hair back and forth, I whip my hair back and forth, I whip my hair back and forth, I whip my hair back and forth, I whip my hair back and forth, I whip my hair back and forth, I whip my hair back and forth, I whip my hair back and forth, I whip my hair back and forth, I whip my hair back and forth, I whip my hair back and forth, I whip my hair back and forth."

She stops singing and looks up to see everybody dead. Not knowing or caring that they had killed themselves, she just shrugs and puts her helmet back on.

Thanks for the contest Vagabond!

The Silencer removes his helmet to reveal...

... a version of Duke Nukem Forever actually worth playing!

"Hail to the King, Baby."

The Silencer takes off his helmet.

"Let me say this again for the umpteenth times," he screams to everyone in the room, "I am NOT Boba Fett! BOBA FETT JOKES WILL NOT BE TOLERATED!!!"

He puts his helmet back on and then proceeds to kill everyone in the room for making Boba Fett jokes.

*takes off helmet*
"Silencer? I just met her!"

"Bazinga!"

I see... You're trying to influence the judge!... :))
Btw, I think it was a random draw after all.

*Takes off helmet*

*Wipes sweat from brow*

*Spits*

*Lights a cigar*

*He hears something from a room down the hall he thought he cleared*

"Was that noise? Well there's nothing more than I hate than survivors."

*Puts out cigar and puts his helmet back on*

*Leaves a room full of corpses*

9) "See? I'm not Santa. No long white beard, no candy, no presents and... a big gun. Convinced? Now run while I put back my helmet!"

*helmet off*:

"Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking WECs on this motherfucking platform!"

The Silencer takes off his helmet, holds and inspects it in his hands, all the while muttering, "Damn... those traffic officers were right... This helmet no longer passes the DOT FMVSS 218 safety regulation..."

*coughs up a furball*

"meow"

:3

And here was me thinking that the Silencer was going to be badass enough to actually kill a room of people with their hair :P (I even thought that was where it was leading!)

It is not me! It is HIM!

<innocent face> ^^