Foxhack: It was just another day at the GOG forums, I was picking through the posts, hoping to be amused, when I saw it. Another newbie asking for a game. Of all the forums in all the internet, it had to be mine.
I took a puff of my cigarette, and almost choked to death. I remembered I don't even smoke. Then I clicked reply and started typing, the clickety clack of my keyboard the only solace to my ever-growing anger.
"Listen,", I wrote, "I've had just about enough of these punks, demanding that a game be added. The next person who does that will get a punch in the throat that'll leave them singing mute karaoke for the rest of their lives."
I took a sip of my whiskey. The fire in my throat burned like the farts of a dragon at a Mexican restaurant. I don't know where this bottle of whiskey came from, maybe from the same plane the cigarettes descended from. Maybe the Tobacco and Liquor industries are after me.
Maybe this is all a big joke.