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Posted December 20, 2012
So you are at a party, or maybe just out and about. I don't know if you have been drinking, and will leave that up to you as a hypothetical lifestyle choice. Anyway you meet a man, and inquire as to what it is he does for a living.

He replies saying, “I go into web forums like those on GOG.com, and give them links to watch things like Football games, and singing competitions.”

What do you do?
(For context maybe you should mention if you decided to drink or not.)
Posted December 20, 2012
I look at myself and wonder why I am talking to a robot.
Posted December 20, 2012
I say to him, "That's fascinating. I myself have dedicated my life to finding a cure for my leprosy."

Then I shake his hand, cough, and calmly walk away.
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EC-: I look at myself and wonder why I am talking to a robot.
I used to work in a mall. I talked to robots everyday all day for 8 years. We called them shoppers.
Post edited December 20, 2012 by tinyE
Posted December 20, 2012
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tinyE: I say to him, "That's fascinating. I myself have dedicated my life to finding a cure for my leprosy."

Then I shake his hand, cough, and calmly walk away.
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EC-: I look at myself and wonder why I am talking to a robot.
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tinyE: I used to work in a mall. I talked to robots everyday all day for 8 years. We called them shoppers.
I lolled my ass off. Way to go, new guy!
Posted December 20, 2012
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tinyE: I say to him, "That's fascinating. I myself have dedicated my life to finding a cure for my leprosy."

Then I shake his hand, cough, and calmly walk away.
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EC-: I look at myself and wonder why I am talking to a robot.
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tinyE: I used to work in a mall. I talked to robots everyday all day for 8 years. We called them shoppers.
Hey! Isn't everyone kind of a shopper these days.
Posted December 20, 2012
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gooberking: So you are at a party, or maybe just out and about. I don't know if you have been drinking, and will leave that up to you as a hypothetical lifestyle choice. Anyway you meet a man, and inquire as to what it is he does for a living.

He replies saying, “I go into web forums like those on GOG.com, and give them links to watch things like Football games, and singing competitions.”

What do you do?
(For context maybe you should mention if you decided to drink or not.)
I respond, "And I am the guy that calls you during dinner to set you up with a quote for vinyl siding on your home."
Posted December 20, 2012
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tinyE: I say to him, "That's fascinating. I myself have dedicated my life to finding a cure for my leprosy."

Then I shake his hand, cough, and calmly walk away.


I used to work in a mall. I talked to robots everyday all day for 8 years. We called them shoppers.
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Profanity: Hey! Isn't everyone kind of a shopper these days.
Touche, and yes I am a shopper.
I will say this however. Watch Dawn of the Dead, the original. Those weren't actors. George Romero sent a film crew to a Milwaukee mall on Black Friday and just turned on the camera. Boom...out popped a horror classic!
Posted December 20, 2012
I take the red pill and wake up in wonderland..

Here alice and her rabbit friend takes me to see Aslan, who tells me the truth lies beyond the closet.
Inside the closet however there is another closet, and inside that, another.

Five closet levels in i find it... The one ring... though it is guarded by a most fearsome creature......

This is the part where i always wake up and realise i drank too much at the party..
Posted December 20, 2012
I hire him to spam something funny about the person I dislike.
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