Pah! You wish.
No, there'll be a whole camera team complete with full studio equipment including several cameras.

I'll see if I can get Brian Griffin (the dog from The Family Guy) to direct. :P

I have been enjoying The Ballad of Gay Tony a lot the past few days... I'm so glad that it received a PC release. It's pretty annoying seeing the social club box every time I play, though.

If you're not playing multi-player you can ignore RSC and GFWL, which is what I did. From the disc version I was all set up and ready to play pretty effortlessly... a lot of your points seem to be about digital delivery woes.