orcishgamer: 1) I used to practice fighting with machetes, I could even dual wield them without cutting my arms off.
2) I wrecked 3 cars in 2 years after I turned 16 and got my license, all of them were totaled.
3) I wrecked one of the cars into a tree in the front lawn of my old, driver's education instructor and ripped up a good portion of his landscaping.
4) I used to wear my yellow belt into martial arts schools and beat up the instructor.
5) I wore my cub scout uniform to school every week when I was a kid.
6) I used to be an incredibly fast runner, but could never beat my brother who was faster than some of the entrants in the Olympic games, I was always horribly jealous.
7) I used to annoy an authority figure who actually had the right (supposedly) to tell us how to dress by wearing a pair of yellow, leather boots... with my suit.
8) I once beat up 3 bullies at once and cried the entire time I did it.
9) My best friend and I used to throw darts at one another and catch them for fun.
10) I was actually surprised when my parents gave me the birds and the bees talk.
Im guessing number 5 is the lie.