CONTEST ENDED

Today it's been exactly 365 days since I joined GOG. It's been a good year.
I got myself The Temple of Elemental Evil as a present :P
It's the only Troika game I did not play yet. Was about time to get it.

Since everything is 50% off why not get another copy to give away, right ? :)
So here are the prizes:

1. The Temple of Elemental Evil
2. X: Beyond The Frontier - GamersGate
3. X3: Terran Conflict - GamersGate
4. SpaceChem key and download link (not from HiB or any other bundle)

To enter you need to:
1. Write which games you want.You can chose all of them if you want. This step is mainly for people who have some of those games.
2. Tell me a joke.

Winners will be selected by random.org so if you don't win blame that bastard!
This will be open for a day or so.

Awesomesauce!

1. X: Beyond the Frontier or X3: Terran Conflict (assuming neither of those would require me to have a steam account to play).

2. a) What do you call a fly with no wings? ...... A walk
b) What do you call a woodpecker with no beak? ..... A headbanger

:D

Great contest =D I won't be entering though. Yet, I feel I should tell a joke. Okay, here goes:

Pee

I think a few GOG'ers might get my little "joke," especially one Vagabond. ;)

Happy anniversary Aningan! :-D

GamersGate says both are DRM Free. So just a download link, and that's it :)

Thanks! What a nice thing to do!

1) I would like to try The Temple of Elemental Evil.

2)
Two angry neighbors

Two neighbors had been fighting each other for nigh on four decades. Bob buys a Great Dane and teaches it to use the bathroom in Bill's yard. For one whole year Bill ignores the dog.

So Bob then buys a cow and teaches it to use the bathroom in Bill's yard. After about a year and a half of Bob's cow crapping in Bill's yard; being ignored all the while, a semi pulls up in front of Bill's house.

Bob runs over and demands to know what's in the 18-wheeler.

'My new pet elephant,' Bill replies solemnly.

I'd like Temple of Elemental Evil please.

A joke (quite old, everybody knows it):
A man walks into a bar... BAM !

1. temple of elemental evil or else x beyond the frontier :)
2. Is Windows a virus?
With the recent problems being encountered by Windows users all across the country, people are begin to ask themselves if windows is a virus. In response to the high demand for an answer to that question a study was done and concluded the following.

1. Viruses replicate quickly.
Windows does this.

2. Viruses use up valuable system resources, slowing down the system as they do so.
Windows does this.

3. Viruses will, from time to time, trash your hard disk.
Windows does this.

4. Viruses are usually carried, unkown to the user, along with valuable programs and systems.
Windows does that too.

5. Viruses will occasionally make the user suspect their system is too slow (see 2) and the user will buy new hardware.
Same with Windows, yet again.

Maybe Windows really is a virus.

Nope! There is a difference!

Viruses are well supported by their authors, are frequently updated, and tend to become more sophisticated as they mature. So there! Windows is not a virus.

thanks for the contest

1. I want Temple of Elemental Evil or some X games xD

2. My sis often says: " Very hard to find some handsome guys, so that they fall in love each other"

Not entering (I'm actually about to start my own contest up as soon as I write the OP). But here's a joke:

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A couple was Christmas shopping at the mall on Christmas Eve and the mall was packed.

Walking through the mall the surprised wife look up and noticed her husband was no where around and she was very upset because they had a lot to do. She used her cell phone to call her husband. Distraught, she asked him where he was.

The husband in a calm voice said, "honey remember the jewlery store we went into 5 years ago where you fell in love with that diamond necklace that we could not afford and I told you that I would get it for you one day."

His wife said crying, "yes I remember that jewelry store."

He said, "well I'm in the bar next to it."
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It's even seasonal! if a little cruel for the season's normal spirit ...

Here are some more jokes to ... even it out a bit :)

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Q. What is the best revenge when another woman steals your husband?
A. Let her keep him.

Q. What do a clitoris, wedding anniversary, and toilet all have in common?
A. Men always miss them.

A woman placed an ad in the classifieds: "Husband wanted". The next day she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
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1) TEE
2) This is probably my favourite joke ever. Ain't great for telling cause it is fairly long but I read it years ago and it still cracks me everytime I even think about it:

Fishing For a Sale A keen country lad applied for a salesman's job at a city department store. In fact it was the biggest store in the world - you could get anything there. The boss asked him, "Have you ever been a salesman before?" Yes, I was a salesman in the country" said the lad. The boss liked the cut of him and said, "You can start tomorrow and I'll come and see you when we close up." The day was long and arduous for the young man, but finally 5 o'clock came around. The boss duly fronted up and asked, "How many sales did you make today?" "One," said the young salesman. "Only one?" blurted the boss, "most of my staff make 20 or 30 sales a day. How much was the sale worth?" "Three hundred thousand dollars," said the young man. "How did you manage that?" asked the flabbergasted boss. "Well," said the salesman "this man came in and I sold him a small fish hook, then a medium hook and finally a really large hook. Then I sold him a small fishing line, a medium one and a huge big one. I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down the coast. I said he would probably need a boat, so I took him down to the boat department and sold him that twenty foot schooner with the twin engines. Then he said his Volkswagen probably wouldn't be able to pull it, so I took him to the car department and sold him the new Deluxe Cruiser." The boss took two steps back and asked in astonishment, "You sold all that to a guy who came in for a fish hook?" "No," answered the salesman "He came in to buy a box of Tampons for his wife and I said to him, 'Your weekend's shot, you may as well go fishing.'"

Temple of Elemental Evil, please.

A man hasn't been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete checkup.
Afterward the doctor comes out with the results.
"I'm afraid I have some very bad news," the doctor says.
"You're dying, and you don't have much time left."
"Oh, that's terrible!" says the man. "How long have I got?"
"Ten," the doctor says sadly.
"Ten?" the man asks. "Ten what? Months? Weeks? What?"
"Nine..."
"Eight..."
"Seven..."

I'd like The Temple

Yo mama so stupid that she bought tickets to Xbox Live

1. SpaceChem looks nice. :)

2. Why are pirates cool? They just arrrrr ...

Mother, mother - come quick and see the big ugly moose I have shoot in the backyard...Mother... .... Mother........Mother?...... MOTHER


(not in the contest, happy anniversary)

The Temple of Elemental Evil :)

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Jimmy.
Jimmy who?
Jimmy the controller, I want to play now!