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Which one has the most awesome one liners?

It's Riddick. And you know it.
The Duke for one liners. Riddick is awesome but no-one cracks a pun like the duke.
The Duke, Riddick is just annoying.
Riddick.
Riddick is just Vin Diesel doing what he does best... making cryptic metaphors and suggestive marks that sound like insults, but you aren't sure if they're insults because of how god damned vague he's being. I love Riddick dearly, but after about an hour, I determined that his personality would drive anyone insane.
duke nukem
Riddick
Duke is the best with the one liners and dirty jokes....Riddick is the best at being the mysterious, laid back badass.
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TheCheese33: Riddick is just Vin Diesel doing what he does best... making cryptic metaphors and suggestive marks that sound like insults, but you aren't sure if they're insults because of how god damned vague he's being. I love Riddick dearly, but after about an hour, I determined that his personality would drive anyone insane.
I call bullshit.

Because after one point six seconds you'd be dead anyway. Unless he took a liking to you, then god help you.
I'd have to go with Duke too. Don't think Riddick has that many good one-liners.
Also a bit of a comparison, Riddick being the guy you don't realise is an immediate threat till he kills you, vs. mr. subtle himself: Duke nukem, who'll come barging through your door shouting one liners with a bloody cannon under each arm.

Then again, only watched each of the riddick movies once, completed Escape from Butcher Bay once and never got started on Dark Athena, but there weren't that many one-liners in that game.
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DrakeFox: I'd have to go with Duke too. Don't think Riddick has that many good one-liners.
Also a bit of a comparison, Riddick being the guy you don't realise is an immediate threat till he kills you, vs. mr. subtle himself: Duke nukem, who'll come barging through your door shouting one liners with a bloody cannon under each arm.

Then again, only watched each of the riddick movies once, completed Escape from Butcher Bay once and never got started on Dark Athena, but there weren't that many one-liners in that game.
Perhaps, but it's all in the TIMING....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCPqvW8ycEQ

Whereas Duke is just.... Well, witty for the first time but then it's just *SHUT THE FUCK UP AND KILL ME ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
Consider that Duke's lines are ripped from such films as Army of Darkness, and whatever movie each Easter egg is based on (Indiana Jones' and Luke Skywalker's respective corpses, and the T-800 caught in the machine press). So the real contest is between Ash and whoever else was in the other movies, like Beloque and Co.
Duke, for sure.
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GameRager: Duke is the best with the one liners and dirty jokes....Riddick is the best at being the mysterious, laid back badass.
I couldn't agree more.
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Wait, did I really just...agree with THE Gamerager? :P

I will always hold a few lines close to my heart:
"I play the hand that was dealt. And then I cheat."
"I can kill you...with my teacup" (from the Riddick movie)
Post edited May 05, 2011 by lowyhong
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GameRager: Duke is the best with the one liners and dirty jokes....Riddick is the best at being the mysterious, laid back badass.
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lowyhong: I couldn't agree more.
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Wait, did I really just...agree with THE Gamerager? :P
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