Would you like pot with your extra serving?

Maybe they make the burgers with drugs that make people fat and want to eat more of it. It's a conspiracy!

Wait, he's BLACK!

all i have to say is... Can i have some?

With a name like that, it's not surprising that he'd take pot. I mean, if my name was Barneypur Pledinosaur or Dorathe Explorer, I'd take weed to soothe the years of torment from being laughed at by kids in school too.
Oh you know one of his accomplices is called Irby? I won't be surprised if his name is K. Irby

I know, I'm more surprised by that than the pot. You'd kind of have to smoke a lot of pot in order to tolerate hanging out with Grimace and Mayor McCheese all the time, but I never would have thought that underneath all that makeup he was really a black man!

Now you know why that crap is so popular.

I'll bet Grimace is Asian

The Hamburglar is probably a redneck then.
Edit:
Awww, he is a sociopath like me!

so Ronald McDonald is black who put's on white face to look like a white clown. Racial identity disorder?

Check out www.365black.com and let me know.

I know it's ironic about the name of the guy, but other than that, how would being arrested for pot possession warrant an article anywhere?

Looks like an article for a small Iowa town that doesn't have much else to talk about and was just picked up in a news aggregate.
Though I wonder if McDonalds will try to sue him for trademark infringement now.