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Posted June 06, 2013
I would like to enter for Samlii as he has been helping out quite a bit lately on the forums. As far as cheering you up, smiling even if you don't feel like it actually puts you in a good mood. I saw that on TV, not sure which channel though.

Great giveaway by the way! +1
Post edited June 06, 2013 by YellowAries
Posted June 06, 2013
thx 4 the giveaway! you're a great guy! :D
Posted June 06, 2013
Thanks and +1 for your generosity, Chimerical!

Please, count me in for RadonGOG.

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Two vampire bats wake up in the middle of the night, thirsty for blood. One says, “Let’s fly out of the cave and get some blood.”

“We’re new here,” says the second one. “It’s dark out, and we don’t know where to look. We’d better wait until the other bats go with us.”

The first bat replies, “Who needs them? I can find some blood somewhere.” He flies out of the cave.

When he returns, he is covered with blood.

The second bat says excitedly, “Where did you get the blood?”

The first bat takes his buddy to the mouth of the cave. Pointing into the night, he asks, “See that black building over there?”

“Yes,” the other bat answers.

“Well,” says the first bat, “I didn’t.”

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RadonGOG: Thanks, I´m in!
One of the rules of the GA is: "in your post type in something to cheer me up, no external urls or attachments please :)"

Just saying. ;)
Post edited June 06, 2013 by Thespian*
Posted June 06, 2013
Gabriel Knight, a great game indeed! Thanks for the giveaway!

Here is a joke for avid gamers like us. ;-)



Two PC gamers were chatting in a gaming cafe after a WoW marathon.
«Guess what, mate,» says the first PC Gamer, «yesterday, I met this gorgeous blonde girl in real life.»
«What did you do?» says the other PC Gamer.
«Well, I invited her over to mine, we had a couple of drinks, we got into the mood and then she suddenly asked me to take all her clothes off...»
«You're kidding me!» says the second IT guy.
«I took her miniskirt off, and then I lifted her and put her on my desk near my newly arrived Graphics card.»
«Really?! You got a new Graphics card?! Wow! What are the specs?»
Posted June 06, 2013
Not in, but this is the only Bazooka Joe thing I know, so have some rep for making me dig this awesome track up :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1cUhOm1dZ4
Posted June 06, 2013
I'll enter, thanks

To cheer you up:

You live in Canada, the best country in the world (that's right - I said it!)
So, go get drunk and punch out a moose, hockey with a beaver and poutine on an igloo while a mountie watches. Don't forget to apologize and then check into a clinic for some free healthcare.
Posted June 06, 2013
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triock: In for SirEyeball, thanks and +rep.

Something to cheer you up :p

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
Fecking awesome!!! I insist you have some rep for such awsomeness! :)
Posted June 07, 2013
Bazooka BUMP
Posted June 07, 2013
Sorry, didn't read when you said no external attachments or urls. Hmmm, let's see.
So yeah, incoming evil lawyer joke:

A man was walking down the beach, when he came across a lamp. Not being one to discount tradition, he rubbed it, and to his surprise a genie appeared. "You may have three wishes, but there is one condition: Anything you wish for, all the world's lawyers get double.""Okay," says the man. "I want a million dollars." He got a million dollars and every lawyer got two million dollars. "I want a new Porsche." He got a new Porsche, and every lawyer got two new Porches. "And your third wish?" "I've always wanted to donate a kidney."

I'm in, man and thanks for the giveaway!
Post edited June 07, 2013 by Grargar
Posted June 07, 2013
count me in for:
Gabriel Knight: Sins of the Fathers (GOG)

"You can be an ugly baby and everyone goes "awww innit nice?" There was some women in a cafe the other week that I was sat in, and she came up and she sat down with her mate and she was talkin' loudly goin' on about "oh the baby's lovely." They said it's got, er, lovely big eyes, er, really big hands and feet. Now that doesn't sound like a nice baby to me. I felt like sayin' it sounds like a frog. But I thought I dont know her, there's only so much you can say to a stranger. I dont know what kept me from sayin' it."
- Karl Pilkington

thanks for a giveaway Chimerical!
+1
Posted June 07, 2013
self-promotion bump
Posted June 07, 2013
Yeah, I'm in.
Posted June 08, 2013
Bumpin again
Posted June 08, 2013
Only a about a day left to enter.
Posted June 08, 2013
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triock: In for SirEyeball, thanks and +rep.

Something to cheer you up :p

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
Great story!
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