Ok, a monkey would have made a much better job.

Why do you think so?

I just did this in 'paint'.
Cut me some slack, I was a bit rushed.

Even a monkey could draw that

LOOK! I told you I was rushed!

Jeeze, I think it was pretty darn good for 5 minutes! :P

I was just pretending to be an asshat because today is pretend to be the SpaceManThe day.

I know. :P I was trying to go with you. I thought we had a good routine for a second there. XD

Because the monkey pictures are pretty good.

Consider instead selecting a representative portion of your picture to use as your avatar, like a skull or a blood splatter.

Your avatar is fine as is, of course. But it 's too small to make out the elements of your intended theme.

I like the color and splatter, but it can't be death metal because you can read what it says! :-)

Whose pool of shit do you want me to drown in? From the "Drown in a pool of shit, bitch." message you sent me.

In the nearest one you can find, please. Whenever you enter a thread and troll me, expect a friendly response back because I believe an eye for an eye. It's pathetic that you try to play the victim card to make people feel sorry for you and run to your defense. But that tactic usually doesn't work after creating two obvious troll posts. Next time, make sure your troll posts are more cryptic so you can play the victim card in the future and get some support. :) OR maybe just grow some balls, instead?
Yeah, they are pretty good considering monkeys made them...BUT obviously the average human being is capable of making better art.

I think you need to lay off the drugs...

Anyway as you requested.

yea im not crafty enough to make the words none readable >.< going to rework on it soon. will try writeing the words by hand. on pc thats gonna be hard. could at some distortion to it though. might try that